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The Rhode Island hate continues…

April 6, 2009 · 1 Comment

Through my blog stats, I found this Craigslist website that refers readers to my blog entitled “Fuck Rhode Island.” Here is the CL posting:

Title: Pawtucket Registry

GOD, anyone been to this registry lately?? This place sum’s up Rhode Island to a “T” 
I have Never (NEVER) in my life seen such a large group of degenerates in my entire life. If it wasnt for the white trash welfare cases I would have thought I ended up in a 3rd world country. 
I could actually smell the famous RI project smell on the clothes of the woman standing behind me. (anyone who has ever been to a project for any reason will only know what Im talking about) They all smell the same, so do the people. Its a “stank” that your nose will remember for life. 
Man, Im serious, I already had a shit copinion of RI before but today topped it off. I’d bet 90+% of all individuals in there today were on welfare….. and it was friggin PACKED. 
Slow moving, slow thinking, no manners, no class, no sense of responsibility, just plain ol’ nasty. Their idea of communication about things they don’t agree with or simply don’t undersatnd will be answered with the word: “Whhhaaahhh” now, you have to listen closely for the different ways they say “Whhhaaahh” (also known to humans as (what) – Because the “whhhhhhaaahhh” is Rhode Islands own type of cave man grunting and you must listen and watch the facial expressions to understand what they want, or what the level of anger in the complaint is about- 
The worst part of these people is that most of them had 1-2 children to pick up where they left off when they croak. I hate this place!!!! 
Has anyone ever read this before? I feel so much better knowing some people agree with me. 

http://basedinboston.wordpress.com/2008/07/03/fuck-rhode-island/ 

Thank you, dear stranger, for hating that turd of a state [and all the assholes living in it] as much as I do.

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Rhode Island, Part III

July 22, 2008 · 4 Comments

OK. So. Since I wrote my original rant about my hatred for Rhode Island, I have checked my blog stats and consistently see where people have searched “I hate Rhode Island,” or “Why I Hate RI,” and even “Fuck Rhode Island.” There was even a Rhode Island, Part II.

I want to know who you people are and why you hate Rhode Island so much.

I have my reasons [a whole blog's-worth] but am curious about the rest of the country…or world, for that matter. Do you hate Rhode Island because of a particular person you met from there that was a douchebag? Did you have a bad incident there? Do you hate RI because of their stupidity and racism? Do you hate RI because of its diminutive size, and the fact that it is the smallest state in the nation [and thus should just be enveloped into a neighboring state's landmass]? Do you hate Rhode Island because it picked on you in middle school and stole your lunch money?

Share your thoughts and opinions here. Let the hate flow through you. Then let’s form some kind of posse, go down to the border of Mass or CT and the “Ocean State” [ha] and set fire to that fucker. Or maybe, for the pacifists in the group, let’s just meet at a coffee shop and bitch a little bit about that stupid state. We should be supporting each other in this journey of loathing. For it is a journey — oh yes, it is.

And one last time, so everyone can hear it:

FUCK RHODE ISLAND.

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